Longtime readers of this wrestling blog here know that we hold Hulk Hogan’s 2011 tweet in very high regard. My main man Gino Moresco, who celebrates October 16th like it’s a holiday, still can’t relate to the fact Hogan deleted that legendary message…

SO WHAT COULD HAPPEN THAT WE SAY THE HUlkster CLOSE TO EXCEED THE TIME HE SAID GOODNIGHT TO THE HULKAMANIACS AND ALSO THE LIFELIFE jabronie signs YOU DID NOT KNOW WHEN THEY WORKED AND SELF WORKED IN THE CROSS-COTT (signs)?
Well, it started with this…

And before anyone had time to worry about Hogan’s health, he followed it up with this…

Both have since been deleted, and the working theory seems to be that the 69-year-old WWE Hall of Famer thought he was texting someone nearby and inadvertently opened the Twitter app on his phone instead.
Internet forever. I captured Hogan’s moment of erasing despair by TMZ and other outlets.
You should have done a toilet paper supplies check before you work yourself into shit, HH.