Joe Hendry is known as a lyrical hitmaker. He wrote his own amazing song for Impact.

Next was dancing moose. In my opinion, this was a satisfying effort from Hendry. The crowd enjoyed it as a way to mock Moss.

Hendry brought the A’s up when Matt Cardona had it in mind to write an insulting tune. Hendry debuted the smutty song during Impact wrestling. Cardona was fresh from losing a tag team action when Hendry appeared on stage. This guy is making a rude reference to Cardona’s past with Edge in WWE.

Hendry told a story featuring Cardona, Chelsea Green, and Brian Myers in the music video. These are the words as best I can understand.

Chelsea says, “Matt, can you go to bed?”

“No, I’d rather play with my numbers instead.”

She said, “Can we be romantic and do things we enjoy?”

“No. Brian Myers and I better save those old toys. Now, I think my girl will walk out the door. I’m only 37 but I look like 54.”

And Matt Cardona, you could be the man, but there’s only one problem you have to understand. You are the King of the Indies, and now you are rich. But to me, you will always be the Edge bitch.

You and Brian Myers, you act like kids. But to me, you will always be the Edge bitch. You are the King of the Indies, and now you are rich. But to me, you’ll always be the Edge bitch.

To me, she will always be an Edge bitch. To me, she will always be an Edge bitch.

Needless to say, Cardona was furious. This feud would soon be settled when Hendry would defend the Impact Digital Media Championship against Cardona in the near future Impact wrestling the television.

Got a Joe Hendry song stuck in your head?