You don’t need a dirty paper report to tell you that WWE is preparing a Logan Paul/Seth Rollins match for WrestleMania 39 (Although we have one of those for you, if you’re interested.)
Media Megastar eliminated Seth from the Royal Rumble last Saturday, then bragged and joked about it with Rollins’ former opponent Cody Rhodes on his podcast. For his part, Seth sold how upset he was at the elimination by refusing to acknowledge it raw. But after a few days of thinking about it, the visionary jumped in on Instagram Live To share his thoughts on Big Brother Paul with the world.
“Well, look. I was going to sidestep this topic but since I’ve seen some of you asking so far about Logan Paul, I don’t know. I don’t know about Logan Paul.”
“All I know is I don’t really like Logan Paul. Yeah, look, I’ll just say it. A lot of us don’t really like Logan Paul. We don’t. I don’t like Logan Paul. I don’t really need him in my locker room, in my space .
“Wow, the guy is so talented in terms of athletic ability. He snuck up on me in the Rumble and threw me, well. Whatever. I took my eyes off the ball – that’s on my face. But don’t brag about it like you’ve done something else. It’s probably the coolest thing Logan would do in His life is to kick me out of the rumble. I advise him to just stay in his lane, I guess that’s what I’ll say.
Because he had what, three or four matches? … He’s not a wrestler.
“So I guess, he better stay in his lane. Whatever his lane is, I don’t know, like Buy fake Pokemon cards. If this is your lane, stay in that lane. But don’t come and knock on my door, for I will knock on you. And you don’t have your brother for backup, because he’s about to get cooked by this dude Coming in two weeksand will not be around.
“At some point we’re going to have to come face to face, and I really don’t think he doesn’t want anything — they say, I guess. That’s all I’ll say about LP, as they call it. Don’t like it. Come on, do what you want, do a little something.” And get, “Okay, Logan Paul, pretty good,” your little clap and all that. Have everyone hold your hand, great. But don’t brag about knocking me out of the rumble. That’s just kinda… calling me a clown? Look at that guy, right?
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you apply to Mania.