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The Banger Bros should come over on Raw XXX


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There’s been a lot of bad news in pro wrestling so far in 2023, especially this week. So if you’re going to overwhelm me, Cagesiders, I’d like to use this space to end the night on a softer note.

thirtieth anniversary of raw It is celebrated next week. WWE would use the name “Raw XXX” for the show, even selling merchandise in the WWE Store with those lettering plastered all over it. The show will have a lot of nostalgia and star power. But when I looked at WWE’s partial roster of returning Superstars from the past, I noticed that it consisted of a lot of the same faces that they usually return to on these occasions.

With that in mind, I realized I had a much different wish list for who I would like to see appear on Raw XXX. In no particular order, here are five things I hope to see on Monday night:

The Banger Bros should come over on Raw XXX

I might get away with the immature sexual humor in the first entry, because WWE inserts it right into the name of the show. These days Sheamus and Drew McIntyre are teaming up and calling themselves The Banger Bros. , which looks a lot like a famous porn movie studio. At least that’s what various sources told me.

With that in mind, Raw XXX seems like the perfect time for Sheamus and McIntyre to drive their Banger Bros. truck into WWE and use the attached hose to spray any wrestlers in the ring who have legit beef with them. I could go on and on about the backdoor politics that will be necessary to make this Banger Bros. clip happen, but I’d better stop there before I get fired.

Forget Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair, let’s see Bret Hart and Goldberg

I don’t know about you, but I definitely don’t need to see Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan on my TV 2013 2023. How about giving their spots to Bret Hart and Goldberg? way to WrestleMania Soon, Bret Hart was spouting all sorts of nonsense about his former teammate. Why not bring both of them to Raw XXX to start a corner for the most anticipated WrestleMania Match of the year? Bret Hart vs. Goldberg is the only Goldberg match left that I still want to see. Make it happen, WWE.

Shane McMahon announces his entry to the Royal Rumble

Ok, I know this sounds awful but hear me out. Many fans are speculating that Vince McMahon will appear on Raw XXX. If we had to deal with McMahon on this show, I’d rather Shane be the one to show up. His presence alone could play a direct role in the behind-the-scenes drama of the power struggle within the McMahon family at the moment. We still don’t know what kind of secrets he’s hiding in that lockbox, after all, so they can easily blur the lines of reality.

Besides, the Royal Rumble match is just around the corner. When we last saw Shane in WWE, he was busy putting himself out there while booking himself to take on superstars like Kevin Owens and Matt Riddle in a Royal Rumble match, messing up the order of entry into the match, and generally rubbing everyone the wrong way. He was obviously so obnoxious about it that his dad sent him home, and we haven’t seen Shane in WWE since. I’m very curious to see what Shane’s second round at the Rumble will look like this year. How fast can he send his ass home this time?

Big E makes an appearance

We haven’t seen Big E on WWE television since he broke his neck last year. It would be very cool if the former WWE Champion appeared on Raw XXX and received one of the loudest ovations of the night.

Naomi returns to WWE and joins The Bloodline

Sasha Banks and Naomi both exited WWE this past May. Banks has since resurfaced in NJPW, but Naomi remains on the sidelines. A WWE comeback seems likely to me, so why not do it during Roman Reigns’ planned recognition ceremony? Many family members are expected, so it might be great if Naomi returns to WWE and steals the show by joining the biggest faction in the company.


Thank you for indulging my silliness here, Kagesiders. Let me know in the comments below what you’d like to see happen next week on Raw XXX.


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